Today, March 5th, 2019, we have enlisted within our ranks Crewman Apprentice Jolo
The Crewman has been deemed fit for duty and has been assigned to the U.S.S. Valiant,
under the command of Commander Waffle. The Crewman swore to adhere by our
Code of Conduct, to uphold its values, and to exemplify our core beliefs.
We leave you with these words on your adventure,
"Live Long and Prosper"
Sincerely, Admissions Staff