Today, April 16th, 2019, we have enlisted within our ranks Crewman Apprentice Quickling
The Crewman has been deemed fit for duty and has been assigned to the U.S.S. Valiant
under the command of Captain Waffle. The Crewman swore to adhere by our
Code of Conduct, to uphold its values, and to exemplify our core beliefs.
We leave you with these words on your adventure,
"Live Long and Prosper"
Sincerely, Admissions Staff